You came twice last year like a Sears catalog,
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg,
Well now youre seeing me but soon Ill have you seeing God,
Cause girl Ill get you panting like youre Pavlovs dog,
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down,
But baby your black box is the one that I found,
Ill give you the gift that keeps on givin it wont cost you any money,
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny.
So down I go like Im 2000 Flushes,
I can tell Im doing something right by the way that she blushes,
Shes one thats speechless, Im the one thats tongue tied,
Shes thinking holy mackerel Im thinking tuna on the side,
There must be something wrong with Al Pacinos nose,
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes,
Yeah Im snorkeling for clams and it doesnt matter if I wanna be,
Dont come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny.
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherrys ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty,
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherrys ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty.
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