Times New Roman you know the type
Calling me Public Enemy, but dont believe the hype
Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me
Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
Shoulders got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
Know what I think? I think you might be Darwins missing link
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit
Completely incompatible though Im a pussy and youre a dick
How can you hold a grudge when you cant even hold a job?
Should have known butter but youre not corn on the cob
I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
If I wanted to see stars Ill watch the "Academy Awards"
Thats why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You mustve given up on hair plugs cause now youre going toupee
All in all youre just another dick with no balls
All in all youre just another dick with no balls
Mama said talk this out and resolve
Dont wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
Half with it half wit half finished high school
Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered
Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like em battered
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel
Wheres your brother Daryl? Wheres your other brother Daryl?
Givin me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare
Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?
No sorry Im a lover not a fighter commit your crime
Ill be glad to do your girlfriend, Ill be glad that you do time
Heres the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
Now we both got records but the difference is mines platinum
Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone
When youre choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chickens bone
All in all youre just another dick with no balls
All in all youre just another dick with no balls
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde.
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