We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin playa that aint with us no mo.
Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin.
Yeah, Tupac Shakur.
Nah bitch, Im talkin bout motherfuckin Falco and shit.
What? Falco?.
Rock me Amadeus,
Rock me Amadeus,
Rock me Amadeus,
Rock me Amadeus.
Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze,
"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin To The Oldies",
Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas,
Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!",
Three O Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders,
Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later,
Reruns of Rerun so Whats Happening?,
Dees knocked up and Rog on crack again,
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy,
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty,
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it,
Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives,
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets,
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.,
Playin spin the bottle with my mom,
I watch "Cops" with no pants on.
Mustve blown a fuse nothings going on,
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong,
Buggin out like Tori Spellings eyes,
Deader than the parents on a Party of Five,
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill,
Not going nowhere slim chance we will,
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood,
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood.
Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it,
Relax dont do it when you wanna cum,
Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it,
Relax dont do it when you wanna cum.
Nowhere to go I cant wake up late,
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate,
Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment,
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isnt it?,
I like to pretend Im speed reading,
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing,
Dont need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge,
Smell the ass of my jeans clean theyll do another day,
And I recycle I sniff my own farts,
I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts,
I mean I might as well be listenin to Journey,
Givin myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby,
Make a prank call pretendin Im a mime,
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time,
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest,
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch.
Mustve blown a fuse nothings going on,
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong,
Buggin out like Tori Spellings eyes,
Deader than the parents on a Party of Five,
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill,
Not going nowhere slim chance we will,
Less hip than Bo Jackson, bored like wood,
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood.
Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it,
Relax dont do it when you wanna cum,
Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it,
Relax dont do it when you wanna cum.
Im mighty tighty whitey and Im smugglin plums,
When you wanna cum,
Im mighty tighty whitey and Im smugglin plums,
When you wanna cum,
Im mighty tighty whitey and Im smugglin plums,
When you wanna cum,
Im mighty tighty whitey and Im smugglin plums,
When you wanna cum.
Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherfuckers?
Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man.
Hey Pac-Man, whats up?
Me you bitches! Im high on crack! Wanna freebase?
No Pac-Man drugs are bad!
Nope cant help you man.
Pussies. Whoa! Holy shit!
Mustve blown a fuse nothings going on,
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong,
Buggin out like Tori Spellings eyes,
Deader than the parents on a Party of Five,
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill,
Not going nowhere slim chance we will,
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood,
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood.
Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it,
Relax dont do it when you wanna cum,
Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it,
Relax dont do it when you wanna cum,
Holy macaroni,
Holy macaroni,
Holy macaroni,
Holy macaroni.
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